1.5 hours later, here it is.

001. What is your name: Steven

002. Spell your name backwards: Darren

003. Date of birth: 11/03/89

004. Male or female: male

005. Astrological sign: scorpio[n]

006. Nicknames: Steven

007. Occupation: nothing

009. Weight: 130somethinglbs

010. Hair color: brown

011. Eye color: brown

012. Where were you born: AZ

013. Where do you reside now: AZ

014. Age: 15-16

015. Screen name: screamomyemo

016. E-mail addy: zackzaharis@aol.com

017. What does your email addy stand for: Ask Zack Zaharis

018. What is your Xanga/LJ name: Screaminn

019. What does your Xanga/LJ name stand for: screaming

020. Pets: 1 cat, 1 penis. lots of fish

021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: shut up

022. Piercings: skin flute

023. Tattoos:

024. Shoe size: 18

025. Righty or lefty: right

026. Wearing: Nothing at all :-D except for... a pair of jeans and a gray t-shirt

027. Hearing: craig snoring

028. Feeling: pain from the fat stitches

029. Eating/drinking: water





Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff..

061. Have you ever been in love: now what the fuck, man - what happened to #'s30-60?

062. How many people have you said I love you to: my 6th grade girlfriend made me say it to her before i could hang up :(

063. How many people have you been in love with: 0

064. Have you ever kissed someone: How do you think I got mono? Thats right - I was at a make-out party and someone sneezed on me.

065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender: I'm not gay *shifty eyes*

066. How many people have you dated: rofl rofl, i could say 3, but i wouldnt exactly consider it dating, seeing as how it was in 2nd grade

067. What do you look for in a guy/girl: a soul

068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: That they're the opposite sex

069. Who was the last guy/girl you danced with: no one wants to dance with steven.

073. Do you have a crush right now: way to skip three numbes you idiot, trying to pull a fast one over on me?

074. If so who is it: I'm not telling :p (I'm so clever)

075. Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes, it's called lust. Ya know, when you wanna sex someone?

076. Do you remember your first love: I... dont... believe in love.

077. Who is the first person you kissed: I believe it was my mother... back when i was four.

078. Do you believe in fate: not really

079. Do you believe in soul mates: not really

080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: not really





Family Stuff...

104. How many siblings do you have: The amount of questions you just skipped divided by four

105. What are your parents names: Jackie and Jeff

106. What are your siblings names: amberchrisjaykevinmorgansheldon

107. How many siblings does your mother have: I wanna say four

108. How many siblings does your father have: 3

109. Where are your parents from: Arizona, (my mom was in minesota for 8 hours)

110. Is your family close: kind of

111. Does your family get together for holidays: yus

112. Do you have a drunk uncle: no, but you do.

113. Any medical problems run through your family: dont know, dont care.

114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee: Yep. Jay.

115. Do you have any nieces or nephews: yus

116. Are your parents divorced: np

117. Do you have step parents: no

118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: Yeah, Jay was twice removed, three times stolen, and replaced twice.

120. Did some of your family come to America from another country: who cares? wait, what the fuck happened to question 119?





Music Stuff...

121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life: Can I answer this for Jay? The PBAOE's/Laptop

122. What's the most embarrassing CD you own: The CD labeled "Porn" that I hide incase I ever wipe my drives (Thats really eric)

123. What's the best cd you own: My Dragon Ball Z soundtrack

124. What song do you absolutely love right now: the faulty - satelite

125. Do you sing in the shower: when I want attention

126. What song reminds you of that someone: Alexisonfire reminds me of WoW, Boxcar racer reminds me of UO. oh, people? not games? uhh... The songs by Jay Clark remind me of Jay Clark





Favorites...

152. Color: I forgot.

153. Food: Subs

154. Song: Billy Tallent - The Ex [IRL]

155. Show: futurama

156. School subject: stevenology

157. Band/singer/artist: Jay Clark

159. Outfit: Anything from the Dan Brown clothing line ("for when you just wanna look: average")

160. Radio station: The radio can suck it

161. Movie: Wedding Crashers ATM

162. Pair of shoes: Asics(for the love of god I hope I spelled that right). thank you Chris for letting me copy you

163. Cartoon: futurama

164. Actor: The qui-gon jinn dude

165. Actress: Natalie portman

166. Potato chip: Baked

167. Drink: Water

168. Soda: Mr. Pibb

169. Holiday: Christmas

170. Perfume/cologne: idk

171. Pizza topping: Cheese

172. Jello flavor: Jello? Isnt that made from cows?

173. Lunch meat: I'm not gay.

174. Card Game: BS!

175. Video game: daoc, css, gw if they ever shoot out an expansion

176. Website: http://www.livejournal.com/users/screenameless/

177. Book: Double Your Dating

178. Computer game: daoc, css, gw if they ever shoot out an expansion

179. Number: 3 or 4 (that was always my cubbie number in grade school)

180. Cereal: those frosted wheat kinds

181. Comedian: DANE COOK!!! LOL ROFL REMEMBER WEHN HE SED TAHT 1 THING ABOUT THE KOOLADE MAN?!?!!/1/1/1!?

182. Dessert: chocolate chocolate chip icecream ftw

183. Disney character: Silver surfer

184. Clothing store: Dan Brown Clothing Store

185. Past time: 6th grade, I mean, who doesnt think that theyre cool when theyre in 6th grade?

186. Teacher: Mr. Shahan, my drivers ed teacher. He was so goddamn cool.

187. Childhood toy: Computer

188. Carnival game/ride: Project X

189. Candy bar: Gum

190. Magazine: stuff/maxim, but mommy stole all of them

191. Salad dressing: Ranch

192. Thing to do on the weekend: computer, computer. and friends, if they call me

193. Hot drink: hot dr. pepper

194. Season: winter, when its only 96 degrees in AZ!

195. Sport to watch: daoc duels

196. Person to talk to online: Short/adam/anyone else who puts up with my nonsense





Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits-

197. What color are your sheets: orange/whote

198. What color are your bedroom walls: white, i think. I was supposed to paint them. Hah!

199. Do you have posters on your wall: no thank you

200. If so of what: Renny

201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom: yep

202. How many pillows are on your bed: 5. two fell off.

203. What do you normally sleep in: You are SICK!

204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: boxers

206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: .|.. (-_-) .|..

207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: Me and the Jay-man share one, but kevin usually hijacks it.

209. Describe the last nightmare: My dad and I went to some Ranch where predators were killing everyone. Except they were lame predators, they had to hear you say your name before they could kill you. I forgot what happened, I just remember the main story-line. I dont even like predator anymore... maybe thats why he took over my dreams ?

210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: As soon as craig dies, I will.

211. How many people can sleep comfortably in your bed: 11

212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions: yus

213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: no, thank god

214. Do you snore: I dont know, do I?

215. How about drool: yes, but I position my hand so that I can catch all the drool. And then while I'm asleep, I smear it all over my face like war-paint.

216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room: yeah, but it never works

217. What color is the carpet in your room: purple :)

218. What's under your bed: a monster




This or that:

219. loser/wannabe: loser, but only because baron darren called me one when he saw my sad-face picture

220. Doughnuts/bagels: doughnuts

221. Day/night: night

222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: shut up.

223. Heaven/hell: Heaven, so that me and brett can meet jesus

224. Make love/have sex: theres no difference

225. Coffee/tea: coffee

226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: hotdogs, even though theyre packed with yucky stuff

227. Rap/rock: both combined!

228. Britney/Christina: havnt seen either of them in years.

229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american

230. Real World/Road Rules: I dont get it

231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Theyre both gay, and I'm not. so neither

232. Silver/gold: Gold. It's worth 100 silver which is worth 100 copper. And if you get 1k gold you get a plat. How much does it take to get a mithril again?

233. Nike/Adidas: neither

234. McDonalds/In N Out: In N Out

235. Sweet/sour: Sweet

236. Punk/emo: eeemmmooo so i can be kewl

237. Hot/cold: hot

238. Winter/summer: winter-een-mas

239. Spring/fall: fall

240. Operas/plays: movies

241. Read/watch tv: TV

242. Cd's/tapes: CD

243. Dvd's/vhs: DVD

244. Old/new: new

245. Dickies/Levi's: naked

246. Pink/red: brown

247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: it all depends on what the photo is of.

248. Meat/vegetables: meat - but not in a gay way.

249. Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican

250. Commercials/infomercials: infomercials, because I'm not REQUIRED to watch those

251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies

252. swim trunks/boardshorts: for swimming? underwear

253. Sandals/tennis shoes: shoes

254. Dogs/cats: cats

255. Unicorns/fairies: I already said I wasnt gay

256. Water/land: Land, unless I have a water pot

257. Sugar/spice: and everything nice ROFL!

258. Black/white: black and white

259. ribbons/bows: see question #255

260. Chicken/beef: chickeny penis that keeps me warm in the winter and cool in the summer

261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: Theyre both equally hard to put up. Wait, I never help put them up, so both.

262. cars/trucks: trucks

263. Phone/IM: IM. Phone. IM has no tone of voice, which means you can take something completley the wrong way.

264. Popcorn/pretzels: Wetzel's Pretzels.

265. Hip/hop: Pim/Pin

266. Passionate kiss/peck: Hi Jesus!

267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: WCW! DDP!

269. Picture frames/photo albums: photo albums

270. Pens/pencils: Pens.





Have You Ever...

271. Mooned anyone: I may have

272. Been on a diet: Pff YYYYEah!

273. Been to a foreign country: yus

274. Broken a bone: nope

275. Swallowed a tooth cap/filling: nah

276. Swear at a teacher: I called mr. shahan a fucker. And he laughed

277. Talked to someone you saw on a dateing site: no

278. Got in a fight: Yeah, I just pwned an Inf who was 2 levels higher than me.

279. Dated a teacher: hell no

280. Laughed so hard you peed your pants: No, but Ive peed so hard that I laughed, which made the pee shoot on my belt which ricocheted on my pants

281. Thought about your enemy: What the fuck, man?

282. Gone skinny dipping: yep, but when I got out everyone laughed as I tried to explain how shrinkage works

283. Met another Xanga/LJ "yep, dany ftw" (she's not even good)

284. Told a little white lie: Yeah

285. Told a secret you swore not to tell: I tell everyone everyone's secrets. It's just what I do.

286. Stolen anything: I stole a spoon from serrano's because I had just watched the futurama Ep where Bender says "Remember you manners children, Spoons in the right pocket, forks in the left"

287. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: damn yes

288. Been on TV: Yeah, I used to record movies and watch them on the T.B.

289. Been on the radio: No

290. Been in a mosh pit: no

291. Been to a concert: Yes

292. Dated one of your best friends: No, I told zack that I valued our friendship too much.

293. Loved someone so much it makes you cry: No! I'm not a baby

294. Deceived somebody close to you: yus

295. Broken the law: yus

296. Been to a rodeo: no

297. Been on a talk show: no

298. Been on a game show: no

299. Been on an airplane: yes

300. Got to ride on a firetruck: no

301. Came close to dying: yes, just wednesday when I got the mole cut off my hand, and I also came close to dying when I got the stitches.

302. Cheated on a bf/gf: no

303. Gave someone a piggy back ride: yes

304. kissed a babysitter: No, but grandma lucy has kissed me.

305. Made a mud pie: Yes, and then I threw it at some turd-ball

306. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: I forget

307. Snuck out of the house at night: Yeah, it was real hard too. I just turned off the alarm and went out to do whatever I needed to do.

308. Been so drunk you don't remember your name: no

309. Had an eating disorder: yep, still do. I only eat things coated in sugar

310. Felt like you didn't belong: Yup, when I was first in vent with adam and short

311. Felt like the 3rd wheel: yus
--- this quiz is getting annoying, from now on, i'm going to barely change what my cousin clara already wrote ---
312. Smoked: maybe not

313. Done drugs: maybe not

314. Been arrested: no

315. Had your tonsils removed: no

316. Gone to camp: no. I am not leaving on Sunday

317. Won a bet: yup. Jay, where's my 20 dollars?

318. Written a love letter: not really

319. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: no

320. Written a love poem: no, I love 2 write

321. Kissed in the rain: no

322. Slow danced with someone you love: not with someone I am

323. Participated in cyber: I think not

324. Faked an orgasm: lol no

325. Stolen a kiss: nope

326. Asked a friend for relationship advice: HELL YA WHERE ELSE WOULD I GET IT FROM!!!

327. Had a friend steal your bf/gf: nope

328. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: I did not with friends that I love and not someone that I am in love with

329. Gotten a speeding ticket: no

330. Done jail time: no

331. Had to wear a uniform to work: no

332. Won a trophy: yup

333. Thrown up in public: ya

334. Bowled a perfect game: im sure i could if i cheated

335. Failed/got held back: I haven’t gotten a F but I have failed a lot of tests

336. Got perfect attendance in grade school: nope

337. Roasted pumpkin seeds: no

338. Taken ballet lessons: no

339. Attempted : to become world leader. nope

340. Cut yourself: Yup, back when I was six and I was trying to gut an apple. I got lots of my finger off and lots of blood shot out





Would you?

341. Moon Someone: not really

342. Go on a Diet: sure

343. Travel to a foreign country: sure

344. Break a bone: by accident

345. Spread a Rumor: I do all the time. Adam Brehawn is gay (just like that)

346. Swear at a Teacher/Professor: sure

347. Meet someone you met online: yes, short/adam get your asses down here.

348. Get into a fight: Ive wanted to since the day I was born

349. Date a teacher/Professor: no

350. Lie to get your way: hell yes

351. Go Skinny Dipping: suuure

352. Tell a secret you swore to keep: If I got money for it

353. Steal something: sure

354. Dance in a Mosh Pit: nope

355. Go to a concert: of course

356. Date one of your best friends: Already told zack no... Brett?

357. Deceive someone you are friends with: not intentionally

358. Break the Law: yeah

359. Go to a Rodeo: no

360. Fly on an Airplaine: ya

361. Ride on a firetruck: ya

362. Cheat on a bf/gf: no I don’t think

363. Give a random person a piggy back ride: sure

364. Kiss your Babysitter: no

365Sneak out of the house: maybe

366. Get Drunk: maybe

367. Smoke: maybe

368. Do Drugs: maybe

369. Break the Law: ya

370. Go Camping: ya



371. Gamble: ya

372. Write a Love letter: no

373. Lie to the one you loved: maybe

374. Write a Love Poem: no

375. Kiss in the Rain: sure

376. Dance in the Rain: sure

377. Ask a friend for relationship advice: No, I ask random people for relationship advice. Like baron Darren

378. Participate in cyber sex: no, but I know someone who would... (fick narrell)

379. Steal a friends signifiacnt other: no

380. Watched the sunset/sunrise with your significant other: ya

381. Throw up in Public: not if I don’t have 2

382. Go Bowling: ya

383. Go skydiving: ya if someone will go with me

384. Injure yourself on purpose: I'm not an emo wiener

385. Take Dancing Lessons: no

386. Eat Sushi: i already did

387. Eat live worms: no

388. Kiss a stranger: only if they were sechsy

389. Marry someone you dont love: Yeah. "You dont have to love him, but you had sure as hell better like him"

390. Travel half way around the world for love: if it didnt cost me any money

391. Stay up all night just for fun: ya id love 2

392. Have a one night stand: idk

393. Ditch work: ya

394. Ditch school: yep

395. Go swimming in a Strangers pool ya

396. Go Streaking: no

397. Just start driving somewhere without know where you were going: sure

398. Marry someone you didnt love: #389

399. Call a friend at 4am to talk to: only if it was important

400. Fake an orgasam: idk





Childhood Stuff...

401. Did you play with Barbies: No, but I'd take my sister's and throw them down the stairs

402. Did you own Treasure Trolls: no

403. Did you watch Barney: yes, he was awesome

404. Did you play Simon Says: ya

405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock: no wtf is that

406. Did you wet the bed: yeah

407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: in my closet ya

408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: no

409. Were you shy: HELL yes

410. Were you spoiled: ya a lil

411. Were you abused: no, but i'd claim i was for attention

412. Did you go to the circus: not really

413. Did you go to the zoo: ya

414. Were you in a car: ya

415. Did you build snowmen: whats "snow"?

416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee: ya

417. Were your older cousins mean to you: not dar dar binks!

418. Did you think slinkies were cool: ya

419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: ya

420. Were you afraid of the dark: yes I had a night-light

422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas. no

423. Did you tease your hair out no

424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: ya

Randomness...

425. Do you believe in aliens: Yup. the universe is too big for them not to exist

426. Name three things that are next to your computer: water, cell, jergens lotion

427. Do you have any hidden talents: ya, i can play computer real good.

428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos: ya

429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: A PORNO! ROFL ROFL

430. What would your movie star name be: Big Steven (hahahahahaha, why yes, I am this funny IRL)

431. Do you play any sports: well, I walk up the stairs for food. I consider that a sport

432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: Alien versus predetorrrr

433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently: Mr., and Mrs. smith, wedding crashers

434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen: that one master and commander move. it was so boring i cried for seriously

435. Do you drive: with my mommy

436. What is your dream car: A boxy car

437. Do you think your good looking: I have to. If I dont that means I have no self-esteem, which I dont. SO the real answer is no.

438. Do others think you are good looking: dont know

439. Do you believe there is such a thing as a soul mate: Didnt you already ask this?

440. Do you believe in Bigfoot: I believe "Bigfoot" was already proved fake.

441. How many rooms do you have in your house: 926385283476592843765982734659872364957862349875698234659843756982

442. Are you afraid of roller coasters: HELL NO I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!

443. Do you believe in God: not really but I am not sure

444. Do you believe in Satan: same

445. Do you believe there is a heaven: same

446. Do you believe there is a hell: same

447. Do you own a pooltable: no

448. Do you have a pool: ya

449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: ya

450. Do you like chocolate: YES!!!!

451. Who is on your calendar: I don’t have one

452. How many poster do you own: idk

453. Ever wished on a star: no

454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore: I wish I was Dan so I could say toothpaste

455. Do you carry any weapons on you: Yeah, my cellphone.

456. What is your weakness: ATM: my left hand/the spot where my stitches are. If you poke that spot/move my hand to where it stretches that spot, I'll cry IRL

457. Name something you can't get enough of: sleep

458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: tired, sleepy, tired

459. How many kids do you want to have: one atleast, so everyone will remember how great i was through my kid(s)

460. Future daughters names: Nickinaround

461. Future sons names: Citation, Baron Darren,

463. How do you release stress: >:)

464. Do you consider yourself a trendy person: maybe a lil

465. Are you an artisitic person: ya I love the arts

466. Are you a realistic person: umm not really lol

467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off: nope

468. Are you a strong person: Mentally? Yes. Physically? I can do about 2 and a half push-ups on a good day

469. Are you a strong willed person: heh, I wish

470. Who is the last person to e-mail you: DAoC, thanking me for reporting the bug :)

471. Who is the last person to IM you: Short! Short!

472. Do you chain e-mails: no I hate them

473. Are you a deep sleeper: depends

474. Are you a good story teller: yes, this one time. I told this story so good, that the people I told it to said "Good story!"

475. What do you believe is your best quality: idk u tell me

476. What is your greatest accomplishment: My level 42 hunter

477. Do you like to burn candles or incense: jeans

478. Do you do yoga: no

479. Do you have your own credit card: no

480. Let's say you win the lotto:fuch ya I am rich bitch lol

481. Do you have a check book: n0

482. Do you like your drivers license: no

483. Do you tan easily: hell no I wish stupid freckles

484. What color is your hair naturally: strawberry blonde

485. How many fillings do you have: idk

486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit: none

487. Worst feeling in the world: pain

488. Best feeling in the world: pleasure

489. Is the glass half empty or half full: both

490. Last thing you downloaded: pr0n. J/k/ an anime show that was recomended to me. but it's still d/ling

491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life: Yep, but I do it on purpose for comic relief

492. What do you think people think of you: That I am the funniest person in the world. (that is if I'm not being a shyard IRL)

493. Are you a likeable person: i hope

494. Do you need therapy: screw that

496. What the best way to propose: your own unique way that makes it special 2 both of u

497. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP: sure wouldnt

499. When are you moving: never. I'm going to be like chaz from wedding crashers.

500. What's your favorite phrase: Did you ever see a Darren kiss a Darren on the Darren?